

The movie is beyond gruesome, a dark, blood-splattered satire. Bale’s character Patrick Bateman is disturbing and misogynistic. So what? I’d still eat dinner off those abs.

There’s a reason why pop princesses routinely marry their backup dancers. Their bodies are made out of granite, they know how to move their hips and they understand rhythm. The winning argument for this is Patrick Swayze in the most erotically-charged Hollywood movie about a family vacation ever.

According to this film, being a roughneck in the Australian outback forces a guy to strip off his shirt constantly. Jackman’s chest is the kind of chest that makes you want to be his shirt, just so that, before he strips it off, you can spend all day stretched across it while it flexes and sweats in the heat.
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