
Looks like all that hard work in the gym has finally paid off. "
"Just how I like my men..."

This waxwork figure of Hollywood's most bitable vampire Robert Pattinson was unveiled at Madame Tussauds in London."
"To be a Louis Vuitton backpack for just ten seconds..."

I can think of one personal belonging he's welcome to store inside me."
"To be an orange pylon for just ten seconds..."

I could paint it orange if that's what he's into."
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