"Manahomonis Infecta Flirtacus -- a gay man's condition consisting of secret desires for someone at work or place of worship or even in your neighborhood. Most of the time, the person being "longed for" never knows how the Manahomonis sufferer feels. He never sees him watching him as he smiles or how he runs his hands through his hair. Symptoms can last from 10 to 60 seconds depending on length of external contact... " continue reading at Constant Motion.